Ok, to anyone who does'nt know what writers block is, its this sort of condition thing caused by stress or depression that results in lack of imagination or inspiration. This is a MEGA problem seeing as I have a deadline to get this book of mine published!!! If anyone has any funky ideas for a book or something I could really use them, because my mind is suddenly blank. Help meeee!
I am a good christian and I have been for years. Yeah sure, derisive laughter from your end. But people dont have to agree with me, i'd just like them to respect my beliefs a little bit.
One of my best friends doesnt, no way. He calls me naive and he calls it bullshit. He insults it and he literally sets out to hurt my feelings on the matter. Yesterday he went to far and I retaliated, now he will only speak to me if I dump my religion all together and admit its crap. Its not crap. It gives me meaning to my life. I'm not giving it up in a million years but i dont want to lose him either. I owe him for so many things, he's helped me so many times. I really like the guy. What do i do?
Is it just me or do you think pick up lines are REALLY annoying? Here are some comebacks for girls (or boys) who loath the whole ordeal.
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
My mission in life is to use each and every one of those before I die
Am I the only person who thinks this is cute?
You know what the real problem with reality is? There is no background music.
Ok I would like to tell people about a condition that I know of.
Asperger syndrome has long since been considered a diesease by the vast population of the world. Those with the condition are avoided because of abnormal behavihour. I personally think this is a crime on our part, and I am now supporting its charity. Aspergers involves social difficulties, and they often find the world around them terrifying. They are frightened of everyday things, and loud noises, and are often claustrophobic. They are mostly clumsy, and though usually pretty intelligent, they dont understand reality the way the average person does.
These people are generally shunned from society. If they want to interact with their piers, they have to take lessons on how to be "normal" because that is the only way they can ever have any friends. Often lonliness and confusion can push them further into the depths of their disability, and they have to pretend they are people that they really are not. I know someone now with aspergers, and he is extremely nice, without a mean bone in his body. Some of the things he does are funny, and I think he is unused to having a friend who finds his antics amusing in a nice way, with no malice involved. and he actually has a sense of humour, which often makes me laugh. He is tormented and bullied at his school and regularly comes home crying. Lately people are starting to think of aspergers as a way of life, instead of a diesease that needs to be cured immediantly. I really hope this catches on because these people dont deserve that.
Thank you.
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I have reached level 65, 5 more levels to go! I have made a bet with my guild to see if i can reach 70 before march. Heeeeeelp!
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Wow, this is really freaky. What is the world coming to these days!
Oh. My. God.
Need I say more?
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