Ok. Hello to everybody, please feel free to look and laugh at my blog.

Is it just me or do you think pick up lines are REALLY annoying? Here are some comebacks for girls (or boys) who loath the whole ordeal.

 

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

 

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

 

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

 

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

 

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

 

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

 

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

 

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

 

My mission in life is to use each and every one of those before I die